Being a Fairy Princess is a Full Time Job.

Overall there are really only a handful of things I don't like about being a Fairy Princess. It's not that bad once you get the hang of it!



PROs:

I don't have to clean my own house

I've never done laundry

I'm rarely alone

I meet all kinds of people

The parking is FABULOUS

I rarely wait in lines

I don't have to cook

I get the best seats at concerts and plays

I never get tired while walking to work

The wheelchair is ULTRA FABULOUS

It filters out most of the jerks in the dating pool

I'm a living example of human need for community

CONs:

I can't style my hair how I like it

I've never walked on a beach

I'm rarely alone

I'm physically vulnerable a lot

People expect me to be "slow"

My dating pool is more like a puddle

I have to rely on others to make my life work

Stairs are a bitch and they're everywhere

I can never just go and do on my own

I wouldn't change my life even if I could. I know that Fairy Princesshood is not some proof that God forgot me. I've seen over and over how this one minor inconvenience (not walking) has been used for a purpose. It's almost like my whole life teaches people "If I can do all this, what CAN'T you do?" I guess the one thing that really upsets me is people who's limitations are pretty much all of their own making.